Do’s and Don’ts…

Do’s and Don’ts if the cloud your floating on disappears

Don’t panic. It may reappear.
( But it is unlikely.)

Don’t look down, whatever you do.
That will just make you fall faster.

Don’t attempt to flap your arms.
This will achieve nothing.
(It will be funny to watch though.)

Don’t curse the cloud.
It at least gave you a good view for a while.

Do hold your breathe while you fall.
( If your lucky, you may pass out before you hit. )

Do close your eyes.
Black is better than a blur.

Do try not to make a mess when you hit the ground.

  • September 8, 2006