A friend of mine and I recently got into a 3 a.m. drunken debate on gay marriage that quickly turned into an argument about gay adoption. His argument was that if nature didn’t promote a gay family, then why should humanity? For example, if you left two people on an…

We, my peers, are the lucky ones. We experienced the crest of cartoon bliss. The 1990s provided some of the most unique, well-crafted and well-drawn animation. Even now, I can go back and watch my favorite series without feeling childish. The plots don’t try to talk down to the viewer.…

You are a trained poodle. Some of us are trained better than others. I don’t know about you, but I am a really really great poodle. I can jump through hoops, sit, lay down, and roll over. In the course of my education, I have been asked to think for…

I love Easter. Really. It is my favorite pagan fertility celebration. Where did you think all those bunnies, eggs and even the English word “Easter” came from? Besides, Easter is the time that Reese’s comes out with their egg-shaped cups. Those things are amazing! So much peanut-butter goodness. Now because…

Alpha Kappa Psi. Beta Alpha Psi. Epsilon Alpha Pi. Kappa Psi. Phi Alpha Delta. Theta Tau. You’re unlikely to find these Greek letters in McComas Village. Members probably won’t be embarrassing themselves in Songfest. Outside of their spheres of influence, you’ll probably never see these organizations. They are the professional…

Imagine your brother comes to you one day and asks for $10,000. He is down on his luck, recently divorced and jobless. He’s never had a history of this before. You have the money, but it’ll set you back a bit. You may have to skip this year’s vacation, but…

I have tried avoiding this kind of column because I highly doubted I could come up with enough material to fill an article. I am not that interesting of a person. If you are looking for a controversial article, you’ll have to wait for another week. So, here goes; let…

I write this not as a pro-choice article or a pro-life article or any other silly label. I write this as a serious look on human population control. This will obviously take a very callous and top-down view of life. From this perspective, life is not sacred. (It’s going to…

What if China thought our government was a direct threat to its national security and decided to attack us based on that reason? What if the Chinese won? They would probably set up a base in Washington, D.C. and attempt to impose their system of government upon us. Would we…

You are going through college in hopes of getting a good job once you graduate. Fat paychecks every two weeks, and a life without spaghetti and Ramen! Well, I have some decent advice on what to do with your money once you start your career. No, it is not buying…