The Real World

Welcome to the World
Said with a door slam
Here?s your cubicle
The bathrooms down the hall

The trashcan is right there,
Feel free to throw in your dreams.
Uniqueness is encouraged
Just keep it to yourself.

Imagine you?re a single cell
in a huge, thriving organism
But your somewhere near the foot
And not very vital

Thursday is payday
So you can stimulate the economy
Spend it on things you don?t need,
Like tasteful cubicle bric-a-brac

Once again, welcome
You?ve joined a great company
A crucial step to great vacations
And that?s what life is all about